Jesus is like "no bacon" but the mushroom king is like "have bacon if you want" There can only be one god, guess who wins?

Some stupid creature can't be bothered to draw, simply writes "too complicated, here's Kirkby" Draw you eating a table

Alien pleasantly surprised. "Why don't alien girls have titties"

Ah haw he haw he haw, le French carrotte!

Bluemam's signature move: PUMPCH Purplegirl never saw it coming

Ponytailed man admits a Contradiction of logic, causing everything to be true and false simultaneously.

Doodle or Die

Giraffe finds it difficult to do chemistry. Frustration

Octopus cheats at poker game by using his tentacles to steal other players cards

Yo, why's it gotta be BLACK Friday, though!?!?!?!?!.

Dr. Cat travels through time in his tardis. Wears a Bowie. Bow ties a cool.

Mario is depressed, life is nothing without mushrooms. He shaves his head and stares blankly at the last mushroom in the mushroom kingdom

Black guy running away naked, LOL

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