Black guy running away naked, LOL

Green jellyfish takes his anger out on his slave, a living turd

creeper town is full of badasses(sssssss).

e = mc^2

Alien pleasantly surprised. "Why don't alien girls have titties"

Asian transport. "Don't catch horrible lung disease because of the extreme air pollution, catch a Train instead!"

Ah haw he haw he haw, le French carrotte!

Jesus is like "no bacon" but the mushroom king is like "have bacon if you want" There can only be one god, guess who wins?

Looking at his boy, a wave of emotion overcame him. The world was empty but for him and his son for that 1 moment

Some eejit broke the chain. Hes wearing shoes that are too big for him. He hopes people will see them and think "he must have a large house"

A giant ugly horse eating a baby

Master chief is fucking glad that bitch is dead