Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?

confused and sad laptop who only wants a lap to sit on.

person wishing he never heard about flappy bird

He's worried he wont have time to stop his microwave before it hits zero.

its 2 o'clock

A HAPPY CACTUS WEARING A SOMBRERO IN THE DESERT. SOY CANADIENSE!

friendzoned

videogamedunkey making out with super mario, luigi is the background and he looks jealous

happy fat buzzcut boy with a yellow shirt/sweater

Scared guy with eyes popping out

Someone spilled some water, and it grew balls, a branch and a pair of tits.

Doctor who has been making green tardises, and there's a problem with the landing system on all of them.