He's worried he wont have time to stop his microwave before it hits zero.

its 2 o'clock

A HAPPY CACTUS WEARING A SOMBRERO IN THE DESERT. SOY CANADIENSE!

friendzoned

videogamedunkey making out with super mario, luigi is the background and he looks jealous

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?

happy fat buzzcut boy with a yellow shirt/sweater

Scared guy with eyes popping out

Someone spilled some water, and it grew balls, a branch and a pair of tits.

Doctor who has been making green tardises, and there's a problem with the landing system on all of them.

man with his mouth open

little white girl with a chinese hat asks the devil nicely to shoot her.