"BRING IT PUNKS," demanded the muscular purple monster! His golden tooth glared in the streetlight's warm embrace that cold night. AW SHIT

That's a weird bow tie, pal.

Do robots dream of electric hats?

Does this child not realize that reindeer are hunted in these areas? He'd better remove his horns before-oh. OH GOD.

Even though these chickens are makin' out, they still need to be rescued from the ocean.

An ABCD keyboard. Instead of a QWERTY keyboard. I think.

The table that's always in the interrogation room in movies is now interrogating an FBI agent, and demands his pink gem.

Hellhound wants only to lick.

People always want blue-haired women to undress.

The Jolly Green Giant fell over. A yellow dog says "Da fuq".

A cactus.

"Fuck the police," said Adam Apple.

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