An ABCD keyboard. Instead of a QWERTY keyboard. I think.

The table that's always in the interrogation room in movies is now interrogating an FBI agent, and demands his pink gem.

Hellhound wants only to lick.

That's a weird bow tie, pal.

People always want blue-haired women to undress.

The Jolly Green Giant fell over. A yellow dog says "Da fuq".

A cactus.

Do robots dream of electric hats?

"Fuck the police," said Adam Apple.

LOL/>:

It is traditional of his order to worship Jesus atop a derpy yellow blob with legs.

Aw shit, Yoshi has a hat now. Screw you.