even blondes think you're dumb.

You just know Snake is waiting to shank you as soon as you step out of the port-a-potty. That's what you get for pissing Snake off.

Apparently something traumatic has happened to this poor disembodied face. Now all it can do is cry and wonder "why?"

Toad is on another bender. He looks like a mean drunk.

The sun is frowning because no one remembered it was his 10th birthday.

Nicole Kidman stabbing Tom Cruise with a knife.