Mario abuses Yoshi :(

Mario beats up Yoshi with his bear hands

Mario slapping away Slimer with his long, bendy arms

This red-clad gangsta was off to his morning jog, but paused to pat a friendly, green (floating) worm

uh, either there is a rabbid snake chasing you, or you just came out of the port-a-poty

Solid Snake attacks guard on his break from port-a-john duty

snake is about to shank someone outside a portapotty bc he went in before him even though he clearly had to pee super duper bad.

You just know Snake is waiting to shank you as soon as you step out of the port-a-potty. That's what you get for pissing Snake off.

inchworm emerging from a portable potty to stab someone