Doodle or Die

A well spoken, 1800 century kid with a monocle following his mother is clearly amused at the stealing stork potentially ruining a mans life

Doodle or Die

The sun sets in suburbia and the killing of the pig still generates feelings of extreme revenge and hatred. Justice will be served.

Gameplay footage about to be devoured by an erupting volcano. This is definetly taking place on mars.

The holocaust, interpreted by caesar.

Doodle or Die

A baker has finally given in to the temptation of eating a newly made wedding cake he as done. "Screw it!". Female colleague dissapointed.

Armless man playing a childrens game on xbox 360

Doodle or Die

Bunch of naked french people at a cafe in paris. US tourist is trying his best to look french and is surprised they drink wine here too.

There is only one way for women to get into the mens bathroom. Provide a valid ID to the guard or get the fuck out.

Floppy disk is getting an orgasm

Shark taking a bite out of a bleeding toilet. mm tastes good!

Green gummy bear with hair in it

Micke the mouse

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