Armless man playing a childrens game on xbox 360

Doodle or Die

Bunch of naked french people at a cafe in paris. US tourist is trying his best to look french and is surprised they drink wine here too.

Doodle or Die

The sun sets in suburbia and the killing of the pig still generates feelings of extreme revenge and hatred. Justice will be served.

There is only one way for women to get into the mens bathroom. Provide a valid ID to the guard or get the fuck out.

Gameplay footage about to be devoured by an erupting volcano. This is definetly taking place on mars.

The holocaust, interpreted by caesar.

Floppy disk is getting an orgasm

Shark taking a bite out of a bleeding toilet. mm tastes good!

Green gummy bear with hair in it

Micke the mouse

Math sucks!

Wow, this smartphone is waaaay too small. I cant even fit my finger on the display!

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