Either surfing a wave, or an x-ray of a really bad splinter

Does this guy even know what an indoor voice is?

Got a restraining order against my psycho ex... who is a duckling... yep.

A puddle of blood taunts you as you vacuum maggots.

Krag from TMNT looks watches beastiality porn in his spare time.

Sherlock Holmes gets into Jane Austen.

The worst lunch lady... EVER.

3rd Place "Fuck You" trophy

Salami Arabia

MS Paint gets into the home-crafted BBQ sauce business.

over-zealous sea lions