Life through the eyes of a Dyson vacuum
Sentient vacuum
a vacuum cleaner with a superiority complex
sentient pool of blood is happy with its deal with a murderous vacuum. The vacuum gets to devour a human in exchange for his life.
A carpet stain urging the vaccumm to kill someone.
A puddle of blood taunts you as you vacuum maggots.
A disembodied tongue taunts another about the impossibility of cleaning up certain biological contaminants.
"And," one worm said to the other, "that's why it's bad when a human drops a rock on you."
Worm doesn't know how to save his friend who has been crushed under a rock.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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