Hitler after the jews became immortal

that's the coolest damn taco ever

I am sad because the doctors reattached my arm to my face. Now I'm standing in Missouri.

Romeo, why did you have to act so emotionally?

Vampire, superhero, Cartman

Waiter, there are two FBI agents in my soup.

A skeptical demon lady

The alien is really grossed out by your sexual advances. Please stop. You're creepin' everyone out.

the meanest duck. don't mess with this guy, i'm serious.

an airplane crashes into a baby

poseidon is one cold motherfucker, chopping off heads with his trident

i have never been as happy as this guy who just got par in golf