The man takes care of his lawn by shooting fire out of his fingers

Just connect the damn dots already

I haven't done the dishes in so long, new forms of live have evolved in my sink.

God realizes that his nap lasted a couple thousand years. Oops!

King of the sea, head our cries!

Your cat won't like this cat food.

Which color is it going to be?

Before gravity was invented, the king was displeased at being upside down.

Burger King employee won't serve the cat who doesn't understand the concept of money.

I am sad because the doctors reattached my arm to my face. Now I'm standing in Missouri.

A stick man vomits red onto his pile of blue

1990s Spencer Gifts Darklight Unicorn Poster Cat