I can barely math, despite my lack of hair on the sides.

LIME PIE, SILLY!

Steam powered submarine backstabbing a guy equals penis

Sad cow gets ketchup on his head while thinking about the meaning of life.

Bitch, please.

Divided with "?"

Hippie is disappoint because no 4 leaf clover.

Sanics spree is stopped by the giant foot from Monty Python wearing a boot, because Sanic is siky.

The first man with a tv on his head gets standing ovations.

Gizmo duck turns into a train to carry every duck he knows to safety because the rain never stops.

Pikachu saw his girlfriend with another invisible Pikachu.

Sugar pile, ketchup and mustard. And one hungry little man.

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