holy fuck the sun is mad

Your grandma

Where pennies go when they die.

The world you know is wrong. You can breath water and dogs say meow.

Coraline is skeptical

A baby murders its family.

A father walks in on his gay son on his birthday.

Why did you have to do it, Johnny? You knew it would come to this.

A man rides a bicycle badly.

Toilet Seat Mouth

A man catches "the gay" from a unicorn.

Place your mouth upon my sexual organ and perform an action similar to a vacuum.