Your grandma

Where pennies go when they die.

The world you know is wrong. You can breath water and dogs say meow.

Coraline is skeptical

A baby murders its family.

A father walks in on his gay son on his birthday.

Why did you have to do it, Johnny? You knew it would come to this.

A man rides a bicycle badly.

Toilet Seat Mouth

A man catches "the gay" from a unicorn.

Place your mouth upon my sexual organ and perform an action similar to a vacuum.

Balloons Suffering