Ninja 1 asking Ninja 2 why dogs noses are wet

Sonic has never forgiven the pigmeos for leaving him as an amputee..

Man made of sticks taps his burnt finger on another man's back, owies ensue

Partying flowers ignore a dying old man's pleas for help

Anarchist rockets narrowly escape Agent Orange

the businessman is not impressed with the ninja's negotiating skills, takes away his ability to have babies

Cute watermelons do not give in to peer pressure

UNCLE PHIL DESPISES PEA SOUP! WHY WOULD YOU FEED HIM THAT?!

Baby back ribs don't care for hotdog's judgements

Hunter with speech impediment

Backwards slow motion saucepan kills, maims

Unicorn rainbow breaks muffin's heart

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