Jebus the good shepherd

Zombie's face got burned off.

Happy farting slime

That is not minecraft.

The mojang office.

I connot even begin to describe this, so how about steve going dolphin-riding.

Skeleton shoots a feceless steve until he looks like a porcupine.

cruel spider jockey.

Headless enderman named Dek

Ninja Steve killed chickens and threw them off a cliff

A chest full of diamonds

Peaceful cave next to a grassland