A drunk rudolph stumbled home after yet again, no one would let him play any reindeer games

The devil, now blind, and having lost his contacts, cries for help

The Alien had been hiding to long, it was time to fight back

ONCE WHEN I WAS ON ACID, MY CAT, GOD MY CAT, THEY STARTED TO TURN INTO WALLPAPER!!!!

WHy can't I smoke Chinese cigs any more?

A monster and a blonde fight over a huge car; next on TLC

In my head, I see bananas raping apples. Can someone help me?

one night at burning man...

I think about heaven when I have to pee