The devil, now blind, and having lost his contacts, cries for help

The Alien had been hiding to long, it was time to fight back

ONCE WHEN I WAS ON ACID, MY CAT, GOD MY CAT, THEY STARTED TO TURN INTO WALLPAPER!!!!

WHy can't I smoke Chinese cigs any more?

A drunk rudolph stumbled home after yet again, no one would let him play any reindeer games

A monster and a blonde fight over a huge car; next on TLC

In my head, I see bananas raping apples. Can someone help me?

one night at burning man...

I think about heaven when I have to pee