Soldier has odd ideas about courtship.

Engineer demonstrates how intellectual Texans attract a potential mate.

"And here we have the elusive Spy-nicorn, the object of every Australian sniper's wet dream (as long as his sheepish wife is unaware) ..."

The team find out on their first karaoke night that Pyro is Bob Marley's long lost cousin.

ENTIRE TEAM IS ORGY

When kisses and aggressive fondling just don't cut it for foreplay anymore.

Scout never behaved the same way again around Sniper after meeting Sniper's sheep-ish wife.

The team as the cast of Beauty and the Beast.

Medic in a chicken suit being chased by Heavy in a bear suit.

"Heavy is flying! Is greatest moment of Heavy's life!"

Poor Spy had no idea that Heavy was actually communicating with the tiny babushka who'd made her home in Spy's mask.

Medic's latest experiment was rather ... cross-eyed.