The team as the cast of Beauty and the Beast.

ENTIRE TEAM IS ORGY

The team find out on their first karaoke night that Pyro is Bob Marley's long lost cousin.

Medic in a chicken suit being chased by Heavy in a bear suit.

"Heavy is flying! Is greatest moment of Heavy's life!"

Poor Spy had no idea that Heavy was actually communicating with the tiny babushka who'd made her home in Spy's mask.

Medic's latest experiment was rather ... cross-eyed.

"With my apologies."

Engineer demonstrates how intellectual Texans attract a potential mate.

When kisses and aggressive fondling just don't cut it for foreplay anymore.

And then Pyro painted Soldier's shovel in rainbows and stuck Balloonicorn's horn up Soldier's butt.

"C'mon, son, ya know how I hate goin' t' a PTA meetin'. Look at it! Nobody will think it's jarate! Bloody good disguise, I think!"