a piece of shit at a piece of shit job hates his piece of shit life

a new electronic pop tart

a man shrieks as a giant eggplant lands on he head

a dapper fellow commits an act of Rude Robbery

a man he want 2 shovel milk. miill-uhk

babst blue ribbon

a zombie dinosaur. but heres the kicker; hes also retarded

a carrot is trying to chew bubblegum

a patriotic fish calls for aquaman

a bunch of little worms try to climb into their yellow cave. a chinaman watching in horror exclaims curses in his native language

an angry nerd wearing a tshirt with Slimer from Ghostbusters on it

a naked person with no discernible gender looks at an empty corner inquisitively. they are wearing one rainbow sock only.

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