A portal core cell thing that's happy in space!

No one has to fight for the bathroom anymore in the galaxy

The earth is shitting.

Russia gave the entire world some crazy weird disease. Again.

an anime russian with an oversized hat has accidentally killed a naked man

A GIRL STABS SOMEONE ON ACCIDENT

Knife. Blood. Hand holding knife. Opps. Face

MURDER

an elf-vampire with blood running out of its mouth and an earring

Gay vampire

love, its like a retarded rat or something

Mouse with "DERP" written beneath it.

derpy sperm

A retarded sperm?

A sperm with a beauty mark on its head, and its tongue is sticking out.

i guess it's some kind of conception process

someone having the idea to load.

Evil Loading Sphere waits in line at the DMV while oblivious homosexual mimics felatio.

batarang

A bat and a bat

babst blue ribbon

blue blue ribbon

i dont know, some gross backpack shit with a blue eye thing in it. fuck fuckety fuckfdsjafa

Look out...Abraham Lincoln has a rocket in his pocket. IFYAKNOWWHATIMEAN ;) ;)

Abraham Lincoln can not tell a lie...he has the weirdest boner right now.