A picture of gandalf the grey if he was an octopus with the vocal cords of a dog

Man takes a selfie with peace signs under japanese flag to trick his friends but hes really in his backyard with like 4 dogs

Mike from Monster Inc. being tortured to death by means of dismemberment. The weapon is a curved knife..seems arabic but the name escaped me

When John Lennon was called a fruit he decided to change his last name to lemon, but then to banana when he realized no one likes lemons.

Burnt bacon doesnt want to die alone

St. Peter condemns a man to a life of forever hopping on one leg because he is a communist and deserves such punishment

First dates between anerexic couples are always a little blue

Spongebob wearing anchor arms from that one episode to make himself look buff.

A colored man and white man were getting along until their sun came between them

Jack-o-sun looks upon his world with no expression. Takes particular interest in a tree with green fire around it.

Three cats who know that among them there is a traitor...the middle cat looks suspicious

A lowly refrigerator realizes that he does not exists unless he thinks he does...and has an identity crisis