Burnt bacon doesnt want to die alone

St. Peter condemns a man to a life of forever hopping on one leg because he is a communist and deserves such punishment

First dates between anerexic couples are always a little blue

Spongebob wearing anchor arms from that one episode to make himself look buff.

Man takes a selfie with peace signs under japanese flag to trick his friends but hes really in his backyard with like 4 dogs

Mike from Monster Inc. being tortured to death by means of dismemberment. The weapon is a curved knife..seems arabic but the name escaped me

When John Lennon was called a fruit he decided to change his last name to lemon, but then to banana when he realized no one likes lemons.

A colored man and white man were getting along until their sun came between them

Jack-o-sun looks upon his world with no expression. Takes particular interest in a tree with green fire around it.

Three cats who know that among them there is a traitor...the middle cat looks suspicious

A lowly refrigerator realizes that he does not exists unless he thinks he does...and has an identity crisis

The world's deadliest waffle