Xenomorph attempts to french kiss Marvin the Martian's Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

In his latest infomercial, Vince offer is selling pre-loaded flaming bags of dog poo.

Carmen San Diego in the 25th century

In a post-apocalyptic nightmare, A Red Bull searches for love.

Silent Hill nurse decides that posing for a pin-up calendar is just what her career needs.

A skeleton decides he's getting too old for this shit.

Chad removes his own eye with a bent piece of metal while wondering "Who is the 3rd ******* now?"

Zombie Mitt Romney, now a lawyer, faces off against his greatest opponent, SlenderLawyer, during a cross examination of Ms. Smith.

An envious woman commanding someone to be rude in a chilling voice.

someone forgot how to spell "I don't"

A wounded adult screams, while a youngster says "Shut up, loser" and plays a gaming console.

A man wonders what the hell happened to his fishing pole.