a fat yellow boy pretends to be scared when an east asian squid kills his family and humps his face but secretly he's relieved

Lobster telephone has the unintended side effect of causing the user to vomit bubblegum-flavored cotton candy

if the artwork for fallout were changed to be more attractive to the middle-aged white woman crowd

The Official Grandmother of Greece

Silent Hill limited edition Valentine's Day plush rapist dog

an artist's depiction of reno, nevada

a post-modern doorhandle

the only living example of a chernobyl mutant, tired of being cooped up in the lab, takes a trip to the beach but ends up disappointed

string theory depicted in the style of stained-glass windows

frogger 15: existential crisis

Bovine fecal matter gains self-awareness and makes a surprising entry into politics.

a typical prostate exam in the late 1960s