a post-modern doorhandle

a fat yellow boy pretends to be scared when an east asian squid kills his family and humps his face but secretly he's relieved

the only living example of a chernobyl mutant, tired of being cooped up in the lab, takes a trip to the beach but ends up disappointed

string theory depicted in the style of stained-glass windows

frogger 15: existential crisis

Bovine fecal matter gains self-awareness and makes a surprising entry into politics.

Lobster telephone has the unintended side effect of causing the user to vomit bubblegum-flavored cotton candy

a typical prostate exam in the late 1960s

if the artwork for fallout were changed to be more attractive to the middle-aged white woman crowd

The Official Grandmother of Greece

a tiny black man whose overinflated wang leads him to believe he has the power to rule the universe

brian peppers planning his next business move