An angry bald man is unhappy because his bacon is brown.

A fetus who supports marijuana.

Mario is worried because there's a huge black person with an afro trying to kiss him

I dislike the fact you like pony sex, so I'll slap your face with my middle finger.

The blue words. They're bleeding.

A... dark potato? Or so it thinks.

Oh, no! It's the assassin coke! And it got a knife!

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A fox girl eats some cake

Holy crap, Mary, your pink panties are glowing! ...also, why are we on a desert, again?

You cant do a checkmate when you're playing checkers.

a man is firing his ice laser while he sits on a ice cube.

Bean boy is conerned about his genetic desease that causes his genital organs to appear on the wrong place.

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