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A lonely brown puppy is stuck on a red asteroid. Luckly, he can at least seat on a large leaf.

Mario is worried because there's a huge black person with an afro trying to kiss him

An angry bald man is unhappy because his bacon is brown.

People are impressed by the skills of a man who plays with two yellow yo-yos at the same time. He is not impressed, however.

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