I don't know if robots have urethras, but if they did this robot sure would be shoving something up his.

I immediately regret this decision!

The giant orange is just tired of Earth's bullshit.

Medusa takes a ride down Mount Splashmore

Anthropomorphic chewed bubble gum is happy!

Most members of the Brady family perished in the explosion.

This is why we don't allow dragons at the Pretty Pretty Princess Tea Party Palace!

BY THE POWER OF HOT DOG!

Giant Cookie Monster says, HEY FUCK YOU!

Fozzie Bear has hoes in different area codes

Actually, turns out it's not THAT hard out there for a pimp. Capitalism, hos!

Deuce from Jerkcity in a haunted house

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