Fozzie Bear has hoes in different area codes

Actually, turns out it's not THAT hard out there for a pimp. Capitalism, hos!

Anthropomorphic chewed bubble gum is happy!

Deuce from Jerkcity in a haunted house

New Chain

Jay Z doesn't like cauliflower

A fat man in a terrible Sonic the Hedgehog costume

WELCOME 2 EARF

Oh, I got it! What if we were to ORGANIZE crime?

Sylvester Stallone is:

Ziggy played guitar

I don't want anybody else/When I think about you my head explodes

Most members of the Brady family perished in the explosion.

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