"MON DIEU! Big spider, big spider, big spider... Merde, fil de pute..."

Spy is about to seductively eat a hot dog. Oh my.

Scout is hoppin' on a big red ball. How freakin' adorable is that?!

Russian Tooth Fairy sure can pack a punch.

Saxon Hale defends the heterosexuality of his company.

Scout is a waiter at the restaurant where Sniper and Spy are having their hot date.

Sexual conga-ress with the Eiffel Tower and a noodly spy

Scout is thanking the prompter. Aww...

Soldier just ate a very American salad. It's evidence is still wedged in his teeth.

Oh Lordy, Sniper is planting a wet sloppy kiss on a highly aroused Engie.

Engie is a sexy beast.

Soldier is stocking the Dispenser with Kit-Kats, much to the delight of Engineer.