soldier just ...uh...ate a salad...and wants everyone to know about it

Soldier just ate a very American salad. It's evidence is still wedged in his teeth.

Soldier is angry because he has spinach stuck in his teeth.

Soldier angrily eats grass

red soy wearing green belt and green triangle hat walks through tall grass

Spy is very upset that Sniper is hiding from him. And on Spy's birthday! How rude.

Spy is sad that Sniper didn't come to his birthday party. Sniper sneaks up to him on Lakitu's cloud.

Sniper riding a smiling cloud to Spy's birthday party. Spy is crying because his cake is inadequate and his hat is dis-satisfactory.

Sniper is riding a kangaroo shaped cloud. Spy is very sad and confused, crying over his crappy hat and birthday cake.