A snake holding a rose in its mouth.

If you smoke, your shriveled and dirty lungs will turn into a heart and make you happy.

A slice of watermelon smells bad.

The cast of Jersey Shore all get skin cancer.

6 dots on a black background. The dots are all in a row, and are colored white, pink, yellow, purple, orange, and blue from left to right.

The face of a crazy guy with a deformed eye.

Two pieces of shit make a doodle while the sun sets.

A guy with a blue mohawk and pierced ears is English.

A red haired fellow detonates a nuke

The green demon with purple wings gets a stomach ache from laughing too hard.

We make first contact with an alien race. Who do we send to represent all humans?

A long blue creature. It has purple pincers, 2 4-fingered hands, and is magnetic. 2 tesla coils are at its tail. It's staring at a hairy D.