The face of a crazy guy with a deformed eye.

Two pieces of shit make a doodle while the sun sets.

A guy with a blue mohawk and pierced ears is English.

A red haired fellow detonates a nuke

The green demon with purple wings gets a stomach ache from laughing too hard.

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We make first contact with an alien race. Who do we send to represent all humans?

A long blue creature. It has purple pincers, 2 4-fingered hands, and is magnetic. 2 tesla coils are at its tail. It's staring at a hairy D.

If you smoke, your shriveled and dirty lungs will turn into a heart and make you happy.

Jesus and the sun going for a walk on a lake. Jesus is carrying a banana.

Someone is squeezing the juice out of a lemon to make lemonade.

A cutie patootie with hearts.

A man with a long neck gets decapitated by another man's false leg, which turns out to be cannon.

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