We will select this planet for domination, it's resources are rich and its people meek.

Two birds, one in a bow tie, celebrate a successful jewel heist with an expensive bottle of champagne.

a lazy bastard who drew scribbles and should get the hell off doodle or die.

Wacky wavy inflatable old pervert.

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Sperm fighting to get to the egg

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All the fungi of the forest throw a surprise birthday party for mr toadstool.

Who came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken faked it.

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Old people trying to sing the thrift store song, but forgetting the lyrics half way through.

A rasta pencil that hates life.

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Carrot goes out in a blaze of glory

A monkey creates a vortex of flame around himself with his magical Zippo lighter.

pig with an upside down bird flying into its face

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