Emotional pencil.

A gray pencil is emo because it is short

A rasta pencil that hates life.

A jamaican rasta's head turned purple for some haze.

Neanderthal regrets getting laser eye surgery.

Wierd Al Yankovitch has gouged his eyes out in front of a female fan.

The big-boobed woman discovers that the eyes of a male bust are painted on its glasses. It's shocking! Even the bust is shocked.

The floating torso man replies, "My eyes are down here, lady". Busty woman is speechless.

Woman is confused as man with genitals on his face gestures to the eyes in his crotch.