An arrogant display of hovering

Wile-E-Coyote discovers a buyer for all his acme shit on Ebay.

Hipster Phoenix Wright

Rick Santorum's foreign policy

A provocatively dressed cake.

A bear with an exceptionally long neck who also appears to have a propensity for child molestation.

Mr. Rogers standing next to a cactus.

A buff guy covered in fur that's standing upright due to static electricity.

A frog and a duck are playing cards on lilypad. This is impossible, as not only are they too heavy, but animals cannot comprehend card games

A man with a porcupine up his nose.

The answer is "Y."

The sun is sexually harassing a bowl of potato chips. The bowl doesn't look happy about it and a lawsuit is likely.