A drunk swan gambling his childrens college fund away
a duck gambling atop lilypads
a NICE DAY AT THE LAKE AND A DUCK AND FROG ARE PLAYING CARDS ON LILLYPADS.
A frog and a duck are playing cards on lilypad. This is impossible, as not only are they too heavy, but animals cannot comprehend card games
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!