Honey Baked Ham, a veteran of the Picnic Ant Wars, visits the grave of his friend Hot Dog, who died in combat. He swears revenge on the ants

Blizzard's new business strategy is a great success.

A news anchor contemplates growing a beard to compliment his stupid faux hawk.

Kanaya's symbol on a purple background. ;)

Kirby plays an erotic fighting game on his computer next to a river with a handstanding turtle in it with a nuclear blast in the background

New Chain

The sexiest thing you can muster.

New Chain

The sexiest thing you can muster.

A depressed man, with the description "lindsay lohan"

A pie is attacked by four worms from space.

A dapper fellow points to the sky as a crudely drawn fairy to his left puckers her lips. A 9 on a circle floats between the two in the air

A blonde man with a tiny, stupid soul patch. He wears a box for a hat which has "MS HH" written on it. Also, his chin is a square.

A smug dude in an ascot pissing in a defenseless off-duty cop's face.

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