New Chain

The sexiest thing you can muster.

New Chain

The sexiest thing you can muster.

A depressed man, with the description "lindsay lohan"

A pie is attacked by four worms from space.

A dapper fellow points to the sky as a crudely drawn fairy to his left puckers her lips. A 9 on a circle floats between the two in the air

A blonde man with a tiny, stupid soul patch. He wears a box for a hat which has "MS HH" written on it. Also, his chin is a square.

A smug dude in an ascot pissing in a defenseless off-duty cop's face.

Honey Baked Ham, a veteran of the Picnic Ant Wars, visits the grave of his friend Hot Dog, who died in combat. He swears revenge on the ants

A wilted, shredded flower, drooping in the rain.

New Chain

The sexiest thing you can muster.

A black cat on a purple armchair screaming "'YOWN'" and squinting his eyes.

An evil clown with a spiky ball nose smoking some crack and grinning in a sinister way.

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