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That may look like a heart pillow, but the truth will reveal itself all too soon, my poor fellow.

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I am the bone of my lack of soul. Confusion is my body and misunderstanding is my blood. So as I pray: Unlimited Ginger Works

An individual that could go to the emergency room for plastic surgery

A radio tower was taken over by the mafia, but now they are nonchalantly leaving.

An artist on an online drawing site of their own free will refuses to draw and in addition is clearly a promiscuous homosexual

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A man accuses a cowboy of being a communist. The cowboy accuses the man of murder.

An artist repeatedly creates pictures containing nothing but cow-ranch televisions, much to everyone's annoyance.

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