Here have a mask

A penguin robot with a smily-face drawn on it wearing a most dapper blue suit dreams to grow up and become an engineer.

That may look like a heart pillow, but the truth will reveal itself all too soon, my poor fellow.

What is the darkness, mommy?

Dave gives birth to himself. ;cdnv;cdnhoinblidfnksdflxc;asfjcvjkg WHY

A masked man prefers Aang to Korra

Low sperm count

Hey Kidz! Hitler sez: "Don't watch My Little Pony!"

The Blue Beetle refuses to change his underwear

A street camera disguised as a bluebird.

Darth Vader as a lump of white clay.

Batman doesn't smoke.

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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