SCP-004
I got assigned to Keter duty, but ended up getting to contain SCP-871.
A worm under the effects of SCP-1575-1
Thanks, 173. I died.
SCP-447+Cadaver=Bad Idea
Elephant is confused by SCP-2317's containment procedures.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to place googly eyes on the interior of SCP-127.
BOBBBB is anarchist? IDK
SCP-[even number]-J is what appears to be a(n) [adjective] [noun] with no [body part (plural)]
SCP-682 is confused by weird white object
The words "who?"