I got assigned to Keter duty, but ended up getting to contain SCP-871.

SCP-004

A worm under the effects of SCP-1575-1

Thanks, 173. I died.

SCP-447+Cadaver=Bad Idea

Elephant is confused by SCP-2317's containment procedures.

Dr. Bright is not allowed to place googly eyes on the interior of SCP-127.

BOBBBB is anarchist? IDK

SCP-[even number]-J is what appears to be a(n) [adjective] [noun] with no [body part (plural)]

SCP-682 is confused by weird white object

The words "who?"