"It was aliens." exclaimed the very-intelligent and scientifically credible professor.

A hipster bee decides honey is too mainstream and makes milk instead.

oh my god the best drawing of giraffes ever

A man tries to save his tree wife from an unfortunate fate

A new apple product-the butt light bulb

A well drawn man with a moustache & monocle has a blue horse coming out his head

Gay men go to apply for a job at a paint store

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Sing for me the song of your people.

A cool glow stick party but one guy was drunk and threw his glowsticks. His friend is amazed-

Two nacho chips discuss the finer points of life.

It's bad to have a pile of cocaine, leafy greens, a radio and a syringe on a brown blanket. Mmmkay?

A man-baby is born with three toes and no arms. He stares off into the distance to cope with this fate.

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