"It was aliens." exclaimed the very-intelligent and scientifically credible professor.
pink alien yelling at someone
pissed off bald dave with liv tyler
I'm yelling at you because I'm orange and have very little hair
that pumpkin is mad at me
jack o'lantern hates you
Old Pumpkin Triing to
a mad pumpkin
Jack-o-Lantern
shitty pupkin face
What pumpkin?
The graceful gazelle
americancensorship.org/ also, a gazelle reading anti-gazelle propaganda.
>Implying SOPA will do anything
an ugly man with a broken hand trying to flip someone off, I think their name is sofi
A colourful orgy
un trio gay
Three black pigs, two with hair, are dancing on beam out of wooden
a guy thats high
getting high in the clouds
man high in minefield
noooooooooooooooooooo
a screaming egg
an egg smiling like a donut while his shell is cracking.
a dumb drawing for a shitty arrow joke
viking being shot by arrow
"You'll never get the best of me... um, nevermind." says the soldier in the horned helmet taking an arrow to the hip.
aw shit son
Son, I have no legs. Give me yours.
you want to here something funny?
A ginger clown asking you to hear a joke.
SCARY DOLL!!!
Part of the original sketches for the opening of Mirai Nikki.
(Anime theme music)
Japan!
Fuck it, it's Japan.
fuck you japan
Girls don't like periods.
Discover Channel airs controversial Shark Week commercial
A woman gasping in fear at an oncoming shark not shown on screen, but his call can be heard from afar.
a woman stares in shock at a shark off screen
A gay fucking asshole on DoD who's too lazy to make something
Poor jelly bean, all he can do is lay.
The saddest lima bean is all alone in a field.
a sad corn pop in ireland
sad popcorn with erupting volcano behind it
Potato Man running from an exploding Volcano!
If there was one thing little Jesse liked, it was punching holes in construction paper.
A milk carton
Wanted: kid missing for killing his parents reword 4$ don't like it whatever, fuck you we don't care
Baby Sheriff looks at wanted sign for dumbass hat wearing outlaw.
After 7 months of unemployment Drew gets desperate and answers an ad for a job as a "jerk master".
A man upset that he can't become a mummy till he dies.
Dreaming about being Solid Snake
snake!
snake that looks like poo
A black mamba
can of sardines
Dead fish
smelly dead blue fish
fish in the pants
Medical Doctor Robert G. Pants has a raging erection and is not afraid to show it.
chastity belt on top of jeans
After passing away peacefully as the White, Gandalf finds his work is not yet done, returning to guide us as an awesome belt.
Gandalf makes for a handy belt buckle.
A person with a small witch strapped to his abdomen.
Happy witch choking a man's waist
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!